Vecks: So tell me what happened man
Jon: I don't even want to think about it...
Well...The night it begun, I was up in a night club/ I saw this fight erupt and one of them bit my wife
Vecks: Fuck.
Jon: And you?
Vecks: Me, I was sat on a night bus/ And one of the kids beside us was acting all riled up
Jon: Right..what, and then he tried to bite someone?
Vecks: He tried to lunge for me but I ducked and he struck the guy in front/ Time to run...
Jon: So...how'd you get outside? You're stuck...
Vecks: All I remember is the violent crush/ And the driver's stunned face, he applied the brakes too late and sent us straight into the base of a viaduct...
Jon: That's quite fucked up
Vecks: Yeah, my mind was in a kind of fuzz/ Nausea rising inside my guts/ As I climbed and jumped from one of the windows which had been bruck by the mighty shunt
Jon: What a slice of luck
Vecks: I fled blind in a primal rush/ And ran until I could feel the fire in my tired lungs/ And by the light of dusc/ I felt my eyes adjust to the panic which was spreading through the environment/ Tell me bout your wife...
Jon: I drug her outside the club, but it was riotous/ Hungry animals in a writhing flux/ As sirens cut through the screams of dying drunks/ Dissected alive in front the lights of the fire trucks/
Vecks: Crikey son, how'd you survive that one?
Jon: I dragged her flying and cut through behind an Irish pub/ In a winding run, stumbling over piles of junk/ 'Are you alright there hon?'/ She said her side's gone numb...
Vecks: You didn't realise what the virus does...
Jon: We lived nearby and just wanted to get inside the door and then slide it shut
Vecks: Christ
Jon: She said she'd like a hug/ I felt her icy touch/ She tried to tear my windpipe...I ..um/ I think I picked a rusty old iron up and wildly swung/ Until I couldn't recognise the bride I loved...

News Reporter: We're in Notting Hill, a part of London. Who knows if this report will ever be transmitted. Communication is, at best, limited. The city it seems is overrun with man eating creatures and...
Camerawoman: They're coming!
News Reporter: Run!
Van Driver: Shit

Jon: Hey...hey man, wake up
Vecks: Unhh
Jon: Oi, we have to move
Vecks: What's happening dude?
Jon: I just seen a massive group of them attack a news camera crew
Vecks: Is that the truth? Mate, I'm trying to catch a snooze...
Jon: Listen, I hear their van abandoned, it's our chance to scoot
Vecks: But their ranks are huge, I'm not in a gambling mood
Jon: We're down to two cans of soup, we need to bag some food!
Vecks: Man, I'm famished too, but if we leave the gaff we're screwed!!
Jon: Shhh dammit do you want them fucking smashing through?
CRASHHH!
Jon: That's it, MOVE! C'mon fast, the loo!
Vecks: Ahhh!
Jon: The latch is loose, pull the handle to!
Vecks: Aww we're trapped, we're doomed!
Jon: Nah, this backs onto the avenue
Vecks: Hold it, I'll scramble through...
Jon: Fuck that, I'm coming after you!
Vecks: Ahhh my shoe!
Jon: C'mon the van!
Vecks: Where to?
Jon: The van was...
Vecks: Dude?!
Jon: It's fucking vanished.
Vecks: Oh you twat, I knew!..
Jon: Watch out in back of you!!
Vecks: Ahhh!!
Jon: Use your hammer!!
Vecks: It's no bastard use!!
(Van sound)
Jon: Look!...
Vecks: Is that...
Jon: The van!!
Vecks: My god it's actually true!
El: Climb aboard lads, find something to grab onto!
Jon: Man, thank you!
Vecks: Sorry, I might have to puke...
( Van swerves wildly)
Jon: You're a madman!
Vecks: I'm getting smacked black and blue!
El: Stay down boys, I'm about to ram us through!
SMASHH!
Jon: Woah!!.....
What's the plan then?
El: Soon we'll back on the back roads and travel to../ My country manor sat in a panoramic view/ See my wife and my little girl are panicked too.............
Well here we are...
Jon: Damn, it's huge!
El: Well it's home, amble through, go on grab a brew
SLAMM!
Jon: The door slammed!
Vecks: It's jammed!!
Jon: What you playing at?!!
Vecks: This room smells baaaad...
Jon: Fuck you!!
Vecks: It's like a rancid tomb.
El: I've had the doors reinforced so they're shatterproof
Vecks: Quick, find the lights!
Jon: Nah, they're knackered!
Vecks: Dude, I just saw the shadows move!!...
El: Sorry lads, a man must get his family food/ Please understand, this is something that I had to do.